Kim Kardashian Super Fan Begs Her To Follow Him

As you might have noticed, the internet is a pretty messed up place. Not only does all manner of unthinkable and sometimes unspeakable stuff happen on there, it's also the best place to go to if you want to interact with your favourite stars.

Whether you want a year's free chicken nuggets, call yourself out for a fight (looking at you, Wayne Rooney) or simply have your existence acknowledged by your favourite celeb, the internet is the place.

Well, now one Kim Kardashian fan has gone to some extreme lengths to get noticed by his idol.

J Cruz - who calls himself Kim K's number one fan - begged Mrs West to follow him on Twitter or he'd simply HAVE to get a colonic.

Yes, you heard. He was going to have water pumped up his arse for a good old clean if she didn't follow him on social media. The mind boggles.

He came up with this grand plan on his radio show on Los Angeles' Power 106 radio station and begged his 29.5k followers on Twitter to implore Kim to follow him.

If you're going to make rash promises on the internet, you had better be able to follow through on them (HA!) and it looks as if he had to have the procedure - although he did eventually get his tweet from Kim so presumably everything is fine.

She tweeted: "Ok wait I feel bad. You guys should I follow him or let him get a colonic? 'Aren't they good for you? Maybe he should get one!"

It's important to note at this stage that there is no scientific evidence whatsoever that a colonic enema is actually good for you. In fact, if improperly done it can cause infection or damage to your bowels. Here's hoping he went to a decent place.

Meanwhile, Kim has had her hands full recently after the birth of her and Kanye's third child.

Chicago West was born last Monday via a surrogate (Kim has had complications with her other pregnancies) and has probably been taking up a lot of her time.

That said, it only takes a few seconds to click the follow button on Twitter, so we can only ass-ume that she just wanted to see J Cruz squirm.